run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
I wish there was some way to know that you were in the ‘good ole days’ before...– The Office (via thegreg) Oh, can I get a witness up in here?
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling) If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object. We really really really can’t win. (via thedollydamnllama) I’m a firm believer that beauty is NOT skin deep. Beauty does not solely lie in a woman’s (or a man’s) physical features,...
My Medical Choice →
Opening a conversation on women’s health. Because so many people seem to be missing it, here’s the account she wrote herself. It took 3 months, was completed 17 days ago, and she still has what I can only assume is a “banging set of boobies”, to borrow from one of the tweets. Oh, and she reduced her chance of developing breast cancer from 87% to under 5%. If you’re...
alienmeatsack: saltcaramels replied your post I lost some followers lately. Not sure if it’s the pron blogs droppin me finally realizing I’m not following back or someone real who either left Tumblr or dropped me like a bad habit. As long as the music’s not too loud and the party finishes well before bedtime! I have hearing issues and I am usually too tired to function by 10 so we should be...
Some days I hate my brain
I spent several months in therapy before I could actually say that I’m intelligent, believe it, and not feel like I was being arrogant for doing so. I am smart. I know that. I feel, however, that there’s something “wrong” with me. It’s like the clutch in my head is out. I know I’m capable of figuring out, or accomplishing, or whatever, the thing I’m...
Happy mother's day
If you’re a mom or a single dad that has to do both jobs, today’s for you. My utmost respect and heartfelt affection belong to those who dare brave the world of motherhood.
announcing, today, an internet: sandboxdiaries:... →
sandboxdiaries: officialwhich: seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh True fact: It was genuinely believed that witches kept penises in nests in… I wonder if TJ knows anything about this penis tree thing… he is a PhD, after all.
itsthebrooke: I just saw Boyz II Men in an Old Navy commercial and it made me way too happy. I mean, sad for their careers…but, ya know… But why were there only three of them?? Reblogging because I already replied. Per his Wikipedia page: In 2003, Michael McCary left Boyz II Men due to chronic back problems resulting from scoliosis and personal problems
Why is tomorrow Friday?
Why can’t tonight be Friday, so I can crack open that new bottle of vodka and just, to quote Billy Joel, forget about life for a while?
I never wanted to have kids. I was petrified of being a bad father, a feeling motivated entirely by the loathing I felt for my own dad and knowing that people often end up being their parents. Days like today remind me that there’s a damn fine reason I’m in therapy, I should have started about 15 years ago, and not only am I not perfect, but some days I’m downright despicable.
Will bake (or no bake, as it were) for sexual...
Damnit! Now I want some of my mom’s no bake cookies.
Giant Swamp Rats Are Literally Eating Louisiana →
muerte-tsd: On the southern edge of Louisiana, there is almost as much water as land. You can’t drive to anyone’s house, you have to travel by boat, and sometimes there are hours of water between neighbors. It takes a special breed to make a home here, in the swamp, amongst the mosquitos and almost annual hurricanes. But those who do call it home, love it. They see a magical space of strange...
Giant Swamp Rats Are Literally Eating Louisiana →
On the southern edge of Louisiana, there is almost as much water as land. You can’t drive to anyone’s house, you have to travel by boat, and sometimes there are hours of water between neighbors. It takes a special breed to make a home here, in the swamp, amongst the mosquitos and almost annual hurricanes. But those who do call it home, love it. They see a magical space of strange...
It’s May 7 and I’m listening to Charlie Brown christmas music. I’m not even remotely sorry.
Anti-Workers' Rights Republicans Seek Alternative... →
thesemicullen: thatmeggirl: stfuconservatives: justinspoliticalcorner: WASHINGTON (AP) — It seems like a simple proposition: give employees who work more than 40 hours a week the option of taking paid time off instead of overtime pay. The choice already exists in the public sector. Federal and state workers can save earned time off and use it weeks or even months later to attend a...
That Meme is So Takei! - Allegiance →
In celebration of passing 4 million fans, I’m holding a “Meme me Up” contest. Check out the details and submit your entry here! Finalists announced in a week or so.
Happy birthday to me.
So say we all.
imperfectwriting: heaven-if-there-is-one: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n: I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide there has never been a better time to use this gif Um, where did this gif even come from? The Producers with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick.